Give bad grammar the death penalty
Sentenced to Death provides sharp, bold, and unapologetic copy editing for individuals and businesses alike.
What I edit
From websites and blog posts to flyers, slogans, and high-stakes emails, I execute typos before they kill your credibility. Whether you're running a national advertising campaign or trying to craft an airtight letter, I'll ensure that every single line delivers maximum impact.
Websites & blogs
Clear, engaging digital content that hooks readers instantly and keeps your bounce rate six feet under
Emails & letters
Sharp correspondence that commands respect, eliminates misunderstandings, and always gets the point across
Flyers & brochures
Print marketing that grabs attention for all the right reasons, free of embarrassing typos and awkward phrasing
Signs & slogans
Memorable catchphrases and outdoor signage polished to perfection so your brand voice stays unforgettable
I take words (but not myself) seriously
Great editing doesn't have to be dry, stuffy, or boring. I blend extensive industry experience with a wicked sense of humor and meticulous precision. Every comma splice, misplaced modifier, and lifeless cliché is systematically tracked down and put out of its misery so your genuine message can shine through.
An eye for perfection
Whether you're a solo entrepreneur, an established business, or just a girl, my proofreading and copy editing services rescue your text from clumsy errors and awkward syntax.
Ready to execute your mistakes?
Send me your messy first drafts, convoluted blog posts, or mission-critical pitches. I'll return them crisp, polished, and ready to win over your audience.
Get in touch
Email your project details to SentencedtoDeath@gmail.com
You'll hear back within two business days.
Curious about rates? There are none. Pay whatever you feel my services are worth at buymeacoffee.com/sentencedtodeath